Thursday, December 16, 2010

Bad Dragon Cum Lube

Being open to trying new things, from all walks of life is a definite benefit. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a member of the furry fandom-- with all its misconceptions and bad rumors, I'm sure that some of you are thinking a few choice things, so I'll set some things clear about it before I start this review.

Most furries aren't the bestiality-loving, fursuit-wearing "weirdos" that shows like CSI has portrayed them to be. Yes, those things DO exist inside the fandom. There's actually quite a few people that I know personally who enjoy fursuiting-- it's the equivalent of dressing in costume for most of them. For others, it's got a deeper meaning. There are some members of the fandom who have done AMAZING things in fursuit-- from helping disabled and disadvantaged kids to running marathons. For still others (like myself) it puts a barrier between me and the outside world, and makes it over-all easier to interact with the strangers of conventions and gatherings. So please, to all of you out there who are reading this and wrinkling your nose, keep an open mind. Isn't that why you're here in the first place?

So, now that my little speech is over, onto the review!! This is some of the best lube that I've ever had the chance to use. It's based around a long-chain plastic polymer, so it hinders its absorption by the body-- this means longer-lasting, slick, great lube. I've used it with multiple partners, on multiple toys, with condoms, without condoms... it's never let me down. It stays slick when it's in use, is thick and viscous (sort of like real ejaculate-- though, er, I've never seen any QUITE as persistent about clinging to a person as this lube), and it's also just fun to play with!

I've only found two downsides to this lube; it tends to get sticky as it starts to dry, and it's panache for being messy puts everything else to shame. This stuff will still be there hours later on your sheets-- so it's best to put a towel down. I've gotten it on my briefs before, and in a fit of curiosity, I decided to let it dry to see how long it took. Now, it was a copious amount and had soaked the fabric in places... and it took a good six hours to dry.

Its downsides aren't always going to be downsides-- its ability to stay wet is GOOD in bed. And a lot of people like it when they're using a toy alone, and it's just as messy as a partner in bed. Also, Bad Dragon makes toys like The Sea Dragon, where the larger sizes come with a 'cum tube', specifically designed to let the toy ejaculate loads of this messy, sticky lube everywhere. In my book, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

All in all, I use this lube for everything. And being someone who needs lube nearly every time that I have penetrative intercourse? It works really well. And did I mention? It's not only safe to use with silicone toys-- but it's also only $5. It comes in two colors, too: male and female ejaculate. I personally think that they did a good job nailing down the slightly off-whitish color of male jizz. And the female style isn't all that off, either.

Happy fapping!

~ Loki


  1. Hey Loki, I know I'm a bit late on reading this considering it is just over two years old, BUT I really appreciate the time and effort you put into the review. I also owe you a huge thanks for helping to clear the good name of (most) curries. We really aren't all that bad and you really hit the nail on the head when you said that it can have a deeper meaning besides just being in an animal costume etc etc. Anyway, just wanted to give you some credit on both accounts and wish you good luck with your blogging!

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