The Epic Trans-related Review Post! [Part 2!]

[EDIT] It came to my attention that I had mistaken this for the "Mr. Right" packer; I apologize for the error and have adjusted my review accordingly. Honestly, not much changed. This was just as awesome of a packer as the Mr. Right. I went and visited a friend this afternoon who owns one so that I could make sure my review was accurate- everything I'd said about it was true! There's really not much of a difference, in my opinion, between the two.

Here's part two of my epic, transgender-benefiting review set. In this one, we have the ever-popular 'Soft Pack'. From the texture to the way that it feels in your pants (and the way that it feels to people who might be interested in your pants. Or something.), it's simply great.



I got the 'vanilla' shade (I'm pretty sure that's what this one is), because lets face it... I'm a pale guy, at least in comparison to what the coloration for 'mocha' and 'chocolate' are. I might be a nice side-dish of Italian lovin', but... I'm just not dark enough to pull off the more pigmented shades. I blame my father for being French Canadian. The 'vanilla' doesn't perfectly match my skin tone, but I'm not really worried about how it will look outside my pants- as long as it's not something weird like lime green, or paisley (I shudder at the thought), it's not going to bother me TOO much.

[Edit] When it comes to the soft pack, which is what this review was actually about (sorry again), they only offer it in pink; the Mr. Right comes in vanilla, mocha and chocolate. Of which the mocha and chocolate are still too dark for my pasty self. As an extra note, the soft pack also comes in varying sizes, but unless you want to look like you're smugging an elephant in your pants (which I suppose some of you might, it really would have its benefits!), I would recommend sticking to the extra small or small versions..

The texture is also really great. It's soft to the touch and isn't too tacky. Though, being elastomer, it does tend to pick up things like lint and fuzz. With the packing pouch that I use with it, it tends to get a fine coating of black fuzz around the parts that are in contact with the inside of the pouch; which isn't all that annoying, since again, I don't see that part. It washes really well with a mild soap and water (which I recommend doing once a day for every day you wear it). Also, the tackiness can be helped with a bit of baby powder, or after-shower powder. Just sprinkle it on, make sure that it's evenly dusted onto all surfaces, and you'll be good to go.

Here's a comparison picture for what it looks like as opposed to the length of my hand (also, you get to see one of my tattoos, which in my opinion, is a win-win situation).


As you can tell, it's about the length of my hand. For me, being a small guy, this makes it look like I've got a bit of trouble controlling my... excitement. The downside of that, is that when you're hanging out with your lady friends (or your straight male friends or you're in math class or... anything, really), it can be a bit awkward. Jeans can help with this. Pants like slacks and other dress-pant type materials will show off your package a bit more-- it's all up to you, boys.

This packer also passes the squeeze-test really well. I tested this with several different people, and the feedback I got was all positive. Some of it was even incredulous. And one of two responses were even envious. It pleased me greatly.

All-in-all, this is a good buy and is well worth the $16-$22 you'll spend on it. It's durable, it's convincing and it'll make you feel more at ease. What more can you ask for? Though I do have this bit of (albeit strange) advice: if you decide not to wear it to bed, leave it in your nightstand in a fit of exhaustion and have a ferret... you might have to go penis-hunting in the morning.

Just sayin'.

-Loki

This review was made possible by the good folks at Babeland.